- 2011 Sep 24
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True story. The banana part was in the ENS stairwell.
- 2011 Jul 26
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Before you punch me: I’m sorry! But did you really expect it to end any other way?
Just imagine if I’d gone for my original plan of dragging it on for 9 frames before the payoff.
(Don’t count you chickens….)
- 2011 Jul 22
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Outside my office, tumbleweeds gather, and never go away. I made a family of snowman-style tumbleweed people.
Casey works hard at school; so hard, that Casey has yet to notice how people ask Leigh if her child is a boy or a girl.
Leigh is Casey’s mother; she would suffer the same fate as Casey except for her obviously masculine husband.
Big Richard (Big Dick to his friends) is an abnormally tall man, standing head and shoulders above everyone around him. He replaces heavy machinery for a living.
This is Jorge. He reminds me of an ice cream sandwich.
- 2011 Jul 20
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

The back of our freezer was covered in frost, keeping cold air from getting to the fridge. I made a snowman from the scrapings, and summarily executed him by means of boiling water.
- 2011 Jun 15
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Interview was much more fun than I thought it’d be. It was also twice as long as I expected, so it kind of pans out.
- 2011 Jun 11
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Notes:
- The sound and texture of pouring it out was about as appetizing as a particularly bad encounter with the bathroom.
- It was delicious. At least, the first 3/4th were. The chocolate was not completely dissolved, but remained in small, squishy bits.
- Don’t ever prepare that much again.
- All the chocolatey bits will settle on the bottom before you finish.
- The ice cream will melt, and you will be sick of it.
- You will also have a mild stomach ache afterwards.
- 2011 May 27
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“Awkward” was originally labelled as “redneck,” just so you know.
- 2011 Jan 27
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It’s more versatile than “Does a bear poop in the woods,” because the answer changes depending on who you ask! Apply with gusto to any politically charge question.
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I’m starting to fear that I creep people out when I start grinning at bus stops (as I did when I thought of this comic).
I hope it’s as funny in a few hours as it was when I thought of it.
- 2010 Dec 8
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“Why don’t we give it to them, then?”
“Go to your room until you learn to stop being a smartass!”
“Me using the internet doesn’t help them any!”
“Be quiet and look at the lolcats.”
- 2010 Dec 6
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I walk past this sign every time I go to work, and wonder why you would name a street after what seems to be a horrible, horrible STD…








